: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Everything about him screamed your future.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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