Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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