I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
As shirtless as possible
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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