We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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