they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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