You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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