Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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