Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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