Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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