do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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