Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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