I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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