BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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