i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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