Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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