Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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