What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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