It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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