I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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