i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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