Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
