so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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