We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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