evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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