ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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