We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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