i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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