Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
