That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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