At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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