You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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