id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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