dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
