You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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