So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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