Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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