I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I AM VODKA MAN
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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