Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
