people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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