its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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