3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
