ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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