You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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