I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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