you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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