you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
As shirtless as possible
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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