idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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