Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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