yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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