Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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